Gone!

Am hereby announcing the shift to :

http://www.smurfism.moved.in

(:

297th

It's my 297th post here but I may be shifting because:

The greater the number of posts, the longer I have to wait to blog.
I'm sick of my blog layout again.
Livejournal has cute emoticons.
My client for blogger is broken.

Livejournal site is http://www.livejournal.com/users/smurfism

Will see how it goes.
I've had many other livejournal accounts before but I've forgotten all the usernames and passes. :P

Took me quite a while to customize the other blog. :/ And it's not as customizable as blogger.

Oh wells.. we'll see.

Happy Sunday to all.

Loser

Just watched Loser on Channel 5.
Perfect chic flick for a friday night.

I'm gonna steal stuff.
Would start of with a plasma TV. The bigger the better.
Then I'll get some appliances from Bang & Olufsen.
A lot of toys.
More games.
More CD.
A private jet.
Cars.

The list goes on.

Why?

The best things in life are free.

Hey don't blame me! Blame the media! Loser taught me that!

Mugger

Bad Patrick

Bug:
:'(

Me:
DONT CRY LA!

Bug:
*sniff*

Me:
CRYING IS FOR BOYS

Me:
U ARE NOT A BOY

My tummy hurts. Must be the chicken rice.
It has been hurting all day already. :(

S.O.S

What Your Dreams Mean...

Your dreams seem to show that you're very preoccupied with your fears and problems. These bad dreams indicate that you need to spend more time on your issues during the day. Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities. Your dreams indicate that you have very conflicted feelings. You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.

What Do Your Dreams Mean?

Your #1 Match: INFP

The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

Your #2 Match: ISFP

The Artist You are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now). You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children. Simply put, you enjoy bueaty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life. Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs. You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer.

Your #3 Match: ENFP

The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller! You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

Your #4 Match: ESFP

The Performer You are a natural performer and happiest when you're entertaining others. A great friend, you are generous, fun-loving and optimistic. You love to laugh - and you like almost all people equally. You accept life as it is, and you do your best to make each day fantastic. You would make a good actor, designer, or counselor.

Your #5 Match: INFJ

The Protector You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity. Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is. You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience. You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them. You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.

What's Your Personality Type?

I watched kingdom of heaven today. Woo.. It rawkked!! :D A must watch for epic fans!

My mom called up TIME to report about our missing issue. Great customer service. The issue was delivered within a week. Guess what's the cover? The pope.

Anyways, it came with a survey form that will entitle me to 4 free issues if I were to complete and return it. Well why not?

So I did up the survey and praised them for their efficient service and how glad I am that I've received my issue. (Though it's always my parents who read it)

Now, I had to mail it back to them. (Nvm ma... postage paid for liao) But the tricky bit was to fold the A4 form into a regular envelope shape. Aha! I noticed those sticky thingys you'll find at the back of envelopes, around the edges of the form. So if I just fold it, it'll stick right?

WRONG

That silly thing didn't stick. So it means I've to lick it right?! And that's what I did.


So I slobbered all around the form. And that blasted thing still didn't stick. So I drooled more over it! And finally, when the form was more or less soaked and 2 times heavier than when it came, it held together. Wee! So I posted it.


To punish the people who made those useless sticky things, I had a tuna sandwich before licking. HAHAHHAHA! FISH YOU ALL!

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Hail sashmi

Your Japanese Name Is...

Mitsuko Hayashi

What's your Japanese Name?

Sounds like food eh?

Hmm.. I just remembered that I wanted to blog about Bishan Junction 8 a few days ago. The staff working there are just weird. Like seriously. They're rude, and have no interest in customer satisfaction. Ask a question about the product and they give weird stares. Like whatthefuckareyouaskingquestionsfor?justbuyityoustupidmutt stares. Hey, it's not like I ask dumb questions.

Maybe it's the Bishan culture. People tend to buy things without asking about the product huh?

But I'm just generalizing. There were staff that were nice too. Like that girl from converse who came to my service after she finished yakking on the phone. And that man from the xbox store who spoke to me nicely, although with food in his mouth.

Even the kids are weird!!! Some stupid nerdy kid was hogging the xbox display set and playing this wrestling game with another fat kid. When the fat kid left, he was still laughing and making weird body movements. And he had this habit of pushing the buttons and jerking the controller real hard. I've never seen someone play WWE as if they were fishing.

Like I've mentioned before, pushing a button harder does not make super mario jump higher!!!!

I'm never going back there again.

The hills have gone back to new york.

Yesterday was the final day of the Sound of Music. Met some really nice people. Probably the funnest people I've ever worked with. :)

It's kinda sad, but at least I won't get to see the over sized bitch anymore. Eew.

Am currently learning how to juggle two balls with one hand. I have to get bigger hands.